• 10.
    Inspector Gadget as a Terminator makes more sense than French Stewart as Inspector Gadget.
  • 9.
    Some would call Rudy a monster but we hail him as a hero. Losing your virginity is awkward under the best circumstances, but losing it to a woman with two broken arms and a halo is pushing it.
  • 8.
    The Sheriff-bot never really kills anyone, so maybe he doesn't belong on this list, but you have to admit, that's a pretty terrifying version of Auld Lang Syne.
  • 7.
    What's a turkey's lifespan? Isn't a turkey's great, great, great, great grandfather maybe only 12 years in the past?
  • 6.
    Tila has a limited range of emotions but her show only provokes one emotion from us: nauseated horniness.
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