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10.We really like the idea of being Syndee Steele's pretzel. Too bad that mental image is torn to tiny, tiny pieces by Tommy Wiseau oinking like an idiot.
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9.Wait, Hayley is making out with her dad? Gross! Oh, he just looks like her dad? Nevermind, that's totally hot.
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8.We may have forgotten all about Temptation Island, but we will never forget grandma gyrating her hips... and then breaking them.
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7.The only thing grosser than Oak Slug Action is Anonymous Threeway Oak Slug Action.
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6.We were actually getting a little bit turned on until that bloody stump entered the picture.
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Hook-ups can be fun. Consider the incandescent touch of a new lover cascading ripples of romance through your midsection, or perhaps the familiar embrace of a longtime paramour sending spaghetti strings of passion down your spinal column into your loins. Well, both of those things are a whole lot better than getting butt-raped by a giant eyeball. Now that's just gross.
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