Hook-ups can be fun. Consider the incandescent touch of a new lover cascading ripples of romance through your midsection, or perhaps the familiar embrace of a longtime paramour sending spaghetti strings of passion down your spinal column into your loins. Well, both of those things are a whole lot better than getting butt-raped by a giant eyeball. Now that's just gross.

• 10.

  Tim and Eric

  The Pig Man

  We really like the idea of being Syndee Steele's pretzel. Too bad that mental image is torn to tiny, tiny pieces by Tommy Wiseau oinking like an idiot.
• 9.

  American Dad

  Bring That Body Over Here

  Wait, Hayley is making out with her dad? Gross! Oh, he just looks like her dad? Nevermind, that's totally hot.
• 8.

  Robot Chicken

  Temptation Nursing Home

  We may have forgotten all about Temptation Island, but we will never forget grandma gyrating her hips... and then breaking them.
• 7.

  Squidbillies

  The Birds and the Bees

  The only thing grosser than Oak Slug Action is Anonymous Threeway Oak Slug Action.
• 6.

  Family Guy

  Island Orgy

  We were actually getting a little bit turned on until that bloody stump entered the picture.

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