• 4.
    Sure, he can run, throw and catch...but can he disappoint his future fans with poor personal choices?
  • 3.
    Always try to impress your boss, even if he wants you to help find a missing person and you are secretly the missing person in disguise. Seriously, this happens more often than you’d think.
  • 2.
    The best way to "make your own fun" in New York on no money is to kill a drug dealer. What? I'm sorry, have you ever lived there? Then you just don't know, do you?
  • 1.
    A stripper only needs one thing to be supportive, and it should be lacy, pink and twirled over her head.
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