You could stand to learn a thing or two from these insufferable young smartasses.

• 9.

  Boondocks

  Riley Freeman – Entrepreneur

  Cherry-picking top recruits, creative funds reallocation, allaying investors' fear of impropriety with fear of terror and racism... This Riley kid is ready.
• 8.

  Venture Bros

  Hank - S.P.H.I.N.X. Recruit

  It's good to be eager. Actually, that's not true. Being eager makes you look like a jackass. Remember that.
• 7.

  Delocated

  David - Television Producer

  You can't spell "internship" without "bitch." Well, you can, but it's not as much fun.
• 6.

  Metalocalypse

  Klokateers – Professional Minions

  Only branded Kloketeers get access to the fitness center.
• 5.

  Harvey Birdman

  Peanut - Legal Clerk

  Job interview tip: try not to bring up the subject of sexual potency unless the interviewer brings it up first. Murder is a coin-toss.

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