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3.You can't run away from family. Particularly when you're being physically restrained by bandmates.
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2.This is exactly why you shouldn't name your cameramen; you'll just get attached.
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This time of year it is so important to remember that if you do the stuffing inside the turkey thing, you should pack it lightly or you might get some sort of uncooked turkey disease. Whoever thought that packing bread and sometimes, God help us, oysters, into the ass end of a dead turkey was solid ground for a culinary tradition should have been considered a witch. We assume it was a pilgrim and not one of the natives. From what we understand, the natives were in charge of the sweet potatoes with marshmallows on top and the green bean casserole.
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