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5.Look, half of you want the guy who does his voice to be president anyway, so why not just close your eyes and dream...
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4.No matter who becomes King of the Mole Men, one matter remains the same: the floating pancake is a liar.
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3.You may think going to work naked is unprofessional, but Andrew Jackson was freeballing when he won the war of 1812.
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2.Not since a local city council race in Wisconsin in 1874 was such a decisive issue determined by incinerating an army of pod-people.
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1.Mr. Ford sums up everything that makes our system so beautiful.


















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