Thousands and thousands of years from now when human civilization has collapsed and the earth has lain silent for generations, aliens from far distant galaxies will search the remains of Earth for video evidence of how our greatest civilizations maintained themselves and established a rational system of government. Adult Swim likes messing with aliens.

• 10.

  Family Guy - Lois Griffin for Mayor

  Nine eleven. Nine eleven nine eleven nine eleven. Nine? Eleven. NINE! Eleven nine eleven. Nine eleven nine eleven nine eleven nine eleven nine eleven nine? Eleven! Nine eleven nine eleven nine eleven nine eleven nine eleven nine eleven.
  
• 9.

  American Dad - Steve Smith for Student Body President

  Actually, most high school students wouldn't mind voting for a prostitute for student body president. That sounds like the plot to every teen movie made from 1997 to 2002.
  
• 8.

  Home Movies - Brendan Small's Final Address

  Maybe someday in real life, we'll have a president who offers to resign if he recognizes that he's a terrible leader and never should have been elected in the first place. Maybe someday we'll also get that pony.
  
• 7.

  Frisky Dingo - Xander Crews for President

  Franklin Roosevelt said "we have nothing to fear but fear itself." Ronald Reagan told Gorbachev to "tear down this wall." Xander Crews said "big-ass double-Ds for everyone." Reagan and Roosevelt were pussies.
  
• 6.

  Metalocalypse - Nathan Explosion for Governor of Florida

  Most politicians aren't totally metal, which means they have to lie about not wanting to take all your money, kill all your neighbors, and have sex with your grandmother.
  

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