Adult Swim : Top 10 Crappy Birthdays

Remember back in grade school when you really, really wanted that awesome new video game for your birthday, but you got a deck of cards and some magic markers instead? That's a crappy birthday. We've all had them. Like that time your parents held your surprise party on the wrong day. Or maybe when your girlfriend gave you the gift of herpes. Hey, it happens. But nothing compares to the birthdays below. So if your next birthday is a crappy one, just remember these Adult Swim moments, and consider yourself a lucky bastard.

5.

Aqua Teen

The Creature Thus Be Formed

Shake is onto something here, although "deep within the wall of time" is a bit of an overused birthday cliche.
4.

Tim and Eric

Good Morning, Tim

Okay, we'll admit it. This gift could have been worse. It could have been Andrew Dice Clay.
3.

Robot Chicken

Birthday Wish

If you ever want a grim reminder of your own mortality, attend an old person's birthday party.
2.

Frisky Dingo

Surprise, Awesome X

Tip: don't make your surprise party look like an ambush, or clean-up may require quicklime.
1.

NTSF

PSA

If you've ever eaten a birthday cake and lived, consider yourself one of the lucky ones.