Remember back in grade school when you really, really wanted that awesome new video game for your birthday, but you got a deck of cards and some magic markers instead? That's a crappy birthday. We've all had them. Like that time your parents held your surprise party on the wrong day. Or maybe when your girlfriend gave you the gift of herpes. Hey, it happens. But nothing compares to the birthdays below. So if your next birthday is a crappy one, just remember these Adult Swim moments, and consider yourself a lucky bastard.

• 10.

  Assy McGee

  Sanchez Has a Heart Attack

  If your pinata is bleeding, you're probably about to have a crappy birthday.
• 9.

  Metalocalypse

  Birthday Dethday

  As it turns out, the blackest gift of all is actually kinda lame.
• 8.

  Superjail

  What a Wonderful Day for Cancer

  If you want to ruin someone's birthday, simply show up at their party and launch your homicidal inner child from out of your midsection.
• 7.

  Delocated

  How Jon Met Kim

  This birthday was actually pretty awesome until it entered "The Bone Zone".
• 6.

  Family Guy

  Meg's Birthday Party

  A scarf is a pretty nice birthday gift. It's only crappy when it's also covered in stomach bile.

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