• 5.
    This kind of film makes you think twice before driving drunk. Then three times. Then again, and again, until you don't want to drive or really do anything else again, you just want to make the bad thoughts go away.
  • 4.
    Our Halloween costume this year is actually a costume within a costume that looks like us within a costume that looks like the aforementioned costume just in case this very situation arises.
  • 3.
    If a girl won't give it up after you slice your nipples off for her, then you probably didn't want a piece of that anyway.
  • 2.
    Superjail! was basically made for a list such as this. You might as well have said Superjailiest moments.
  • 1.
    The fall of the naked gelatin boy army was one of the bloodiest battles in history.