Live by the mutilated toy, die as a mutilated toy.

Skull hills should always be striving for perfection, never quite reaching it. If you want symmetry, go plant some flowers, doofus.

Apparently Brock has screw-on nipples.

Well, if we're trying to gross you out, we'd like to think that we've succeeded at this point. If we haven't, we kind of hope that you stay home this Halloween.

There's nothing funny about dying in the line of duty. Unless you're riding a recumbent bike when it happens. That can't not be funny.