• 5.
    Though much has changed since the time of slavery in America, Uncle Ruckus proves that at least one thing has remained consistent: stupidity.
  • 4.
    The mere presence of a dirigible blasts this clip into the old-timey stratosphere. Well, not so much "blasts" as "gently floats".
  • 3.
    The Feds will never be able to get the charges to stick without the proper rockumentation.
  • 2.
    Sadly, Sir Mix-a-Lot's subsequent beef with Sir Galahad resulted in the deaths of three innocent wenches in a joust-by.
  • 1.
    Though it's true that AIDS was not an issue back in the old days, people often had to suffer things far worse. For example: barbershop quartets.