Ladies and gentlemen, stop doing yourselves a disservice by experiencing moving-picture clips of the contemporary variety when you could be enjoying the following clips featuring the pleasures of days gone by -- back when men were men, women were women, and people of both genders died from ear infections.

• 10.

  Robot Chicken

  I'd Gladly Pay You Tuesday

  Say what you want about Popeye; he is what he is.
• 9.

  Metalocalypse

  The Soup of My Beloved Husband

  What is Metal? Metal is when your old-timey flashback inspires you to listen to Cannibal Corpse.
• 8.

  Young Person's Guide to History

  The Great Seal of the United States

  We're pretty sure those old-timey boobies have some new-timey enhancements.
• 7.

  Sealab 2021

  The Legend of Alvis

  Captain Murphy certainly has a way with kids. And blasphemy.
• 6.

  Mighty Boosh

  We Are Looking Backwards

  Vince and Howard are now recognized as the engineers of the international lute revival.

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