Four seasons in and we still haven't seen the sexual tension between Early and Granny, his mother, we think, crystallized. Hell, we thought we'd have a wedding by now. Oh, wait, that did happen this season, didn't it? We'd forgotten. Well, we still have the sexual tension between Rusty and Granny, his grandmother, we think, to keep us guessing until next season. Will they or won't they?

• 10.

  Early's Multiple Wives

  "The Many Loves of Early Cuyler"

  Crucifying Squid Jesus was probably pretty awkward, what with the extra limbs and all.
• 9.

  Early's GPS

  "Fatal Distraction"

  Based on this behavior, it appears that Early "suspended guidance" a long time ago.
• 8.

  Ga Ga Pee Pap's Execution

  "Dead Squid Walking"

  This clip makes us miss the good ol' days. You know, when they held public executions in the town square for free.
• 7.

  The Cuylers' Teeth Fall Out

  "Young, Dumb and Full of Gums"

  Early wouldn't have too much trouble switching to a liquid diet...if you catch our drift.
• 6.

  Stoner Stick-Up

  "The Need for Weed"

  This is totally like that scene at the beginning of The Dark Knight, but with corn dogs.

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