• 1.
    We're not sure how Jeff scored as hot a girl as Hayley but we're betting it has something to do with his bitching van graphics.
  • 2.
    In Hayley's defense, we would sleep with Patrick Stewart's voice too.
  • 3.
    Kazim may not be a suicide bomber, but Swarma King will make you feel like you've exploded on the inside.
  • 4.
    The key to success in business is doing what you love.
  • 5.
    We're not sure we would want a guy with "lightning hands" dating our daughter, but whatever's clever.
  • 6.
    [adult swim] is filled with characters with messed up daddy issues, from Birdgirl to Dr. Venture to Tim and Eric. But, somehow, we've resisted the urge to become nauseous until now. Congratulations, Hayley.
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